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ADHDer: “I texted back! Now I have to reply AGAIN!”

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An ADHDer who was eventually able to reply to a text recently now has to reply again, unfortunately.

“Someone texts you a question, you text them back three days later, then they ask you something else. Happens every time…” said Marianne Lunnon, 24, from Bromley, with a sigh. “But still, it’s surprising every time. A bit like my period…!”

“What I need now is for someone to email me with a five-page PDF form to fill in. Then I’ll reply to the text instead. And maybe set fire to my own hair instead, because that also sounds preferable…”

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