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ADHDer leaves Facebook over ‘dislike’ button

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A woman who is pathologically sensitive to criticism due to her ADHD has deleted her Facebook account due to their introduction of a ‘dislike’ button for posts, it has been confirmed.

“This really is the final straw!” exclaimed Grace Hardy, 38, from Sheffield. “I stayed on it after the Cambridge Analytica thing, the election thing, all the other things. But there’s just no way I want to spend a day in bed thinking about why someone I met once in 2008 disliked my post, then find out it was an accident and feel like a total pelican…!”

“I did also start to think about leaving when my brother worked there for six months and had a breakdown,” she added.

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